"Enjoy her! She's a perk"...What lecturers should probably keep to themselves.
Blowing up love bombs! Political News turns very Harry Potter
Political news headlines are almost as confusing as the people trying to lead our country. Here's a tongue-in-cheek take on recent news involving all things MP-orientated. Randomly, here's a selection of new Harry Potter film titles. In-fact they are political news headlines -for the realistic version of events click the link under the story summary: The Guardian 'Nick Clegg must blow up David Cameron's love Bombs' The favourite to lead the country after 2010 is such a charmer: David Cameron's been using nuclear love potions to woo Nick Clegg's high-flying wife. Very fantastical. Actually, it must be that he's using a nuclear love potion to woo Lib Dem supporters. 'Lib Dems spurn Cameron's olive branch' What? Cameron's been growing an olive tree to save money in the recession and now he's offering it out to Lib Dems. And they don't want any olives? Ungrateful pips the point. I think the Lib Dems will find it's very hard to get an allotment these days and grow-your-own is all the rage. Maybe an olive tree's a bit too posh for the them, I did hear Clegg was more into his cactus. The Independent: 'Tories fail the 'under a bus' test' Blimey, has it got that desperate!? They're power-possessed, they really are. There's no need to start sacrificing MPS in order to steal headlines. Has George Osborne ever even got on a bus before? The term 'under a bus' also summons up an action sequence image of which is all a tad James Bond, therefore too cool: this is politics. Now to Timesonline: 'Government warned of quango bungling last year' This is very worrying. It's taken Labour too long to highlight how this ancient rural tribe of Quangos have been invading bungalows across the country. Lock up your one-floor houses; quangos maybe in for the chop, but for now, it's all talk. BBC News Website: 'Osborne: Brown misled MPs on spending' Misled? This is not North Korea George. Go have a look at Iran and then stop using this word so casually. The story is actually in relation to an accusation of lying leveled at Gordon Brown: Finally, on a rather unusual headline, there's something very worrying reported at Timesonline: 'Jack Straw calls for heroin on the NHS' Surely not. Everyone will be walking around completely, and utterly out of it. "Sorry Doctor I'm feeling a bit lazy, got any ecstasy?" Let's just hope these MP's don't go private and start claiming for it on their expenses.
So the laws on assisted suicide could be changed...well, well...
In light of recent news that assisted suicide guidelines could be changed, here is piece I wrote earlier this year on the subject. It evolves around an interview with Dr Nitschke, otherwise know as Dr Death, who toured Britian giving suicide talks. There is also opposing comment from his former colleague Dr Micheal Irwin, as well as from a Chaplin in an area which Nitschke visited for it's 'older demographic'. [Photo]Dr Nitschke, dubbed 'Dr Death' by British media.
“I would like to see legislation which will allow people under strict conditions, if satisfied by strict criteria, to get help to obtain a lawful end of life,” he states in a defiant, uncompromising tone.The Australian physician runs the pro-euthanasia organization Exit International, and promotes a drug sold legally in Mexico, called Nembutal, and an “exit hood” which can be filled with a lethal amount of helium.
"The wrong person, someone that’s just very depressed or someone who wants to bump of their Alzheimer’s wife might get hold of this Nembutal and use it in a discreet way."
"It’s a bit like putting your cat or dog down isn’t it. The other argument is that it’s quite fine to put your cat or dog down but why can’t we put people down, and if you’re a Christian I would say people are different to animals because we’ve got hopes, fears, and aspirations, whereas animals just live in the moment.”
About Me
- Harry Harris
- I'm a multi-media journalist currently working in TV. On this blog you can see some of my work from radio, print and TV. And, yes, my name is Harry Harris, although my parents are not comedians.