Blowing up love bombs! Political News turns very Harry Potter

Political news headlines are almost as confusing as the people trying to lead our country.

Here's a tongue-in-cheek take on recent news involving all things MP-orientated.

Randomly, here's a selection of new Harry Potter film titles. 

In-fact they are political news headlines -for the realistic version of events click the link under the story summary:

The Guardian

'Nick Clegg must blow up David Cameron's love Bombs'

The favourite to lead the country after 2010 is such a charmer: David Cameron's been using nuclear love potions to woo Nick Clegg's high-flying wife. Very fantastical. Actually, it must be that he's using a nuclear love potion to woo Lib Dem supporters. 

 'Lib Dems spurn Cameron's olive branch'

 What? Cameron's been growing an olive tree to save money in the recession and now he's offering it out to Lib Dems. And they don't want any olives? Ungrateful pips the point.

I think the Lib Dems will find it's very hard to get an allotment these days and grow-your-own is all the rage. Maybe an olive tree's a bit too posh for the them, I did hear Clegg was more into his cactus. 

  The Independent:

 'Tories fail the 'under a bus' test'

 Blimey, has it got that desperate!? They're power-possessed, they really are. There's no need to start sacrificing MPS in order to steal headlines. Has George Osborne ever even got on a bus before? 

The term 'under a bus' also summons up an action sequence image of which is all a tad James Bond, therefore too cool: this is politics. 

 Now to Timesonline:

'Government warned of quango bungling last year'

This is very worrying. It's taken Labour too long to highlight how this ancient rural tribe of Quangos have been invading bungalows across the country. Lock up your one-floor houses; quangos maybe in for the chop, but for now, it's all talk.  

BBC News Website:

 'Osborne: Brown misled MPs on spending'

Misled? This is not North Korea George. Go have a look at Iran and then stop using this word so casually.

The story is actually in relation to an accusation of lying leveled at Gordon Brown:

 

Finally, on a rather unusual headline, there's something very worrying reported at Timesonline:

 

 'Jack Straw calls for heroin on the NHS'

 Surely not.

 Everyone will be walking around completely, and utterly out of it. 

"Sorry Doctor I'm feeling a bit lazy, got any ecstasy?"

Let's just hope these MP's don't go private and start claiming for it on their expenses.